heidelbro:

thegrimpler:

heidelbro:

You have 14 to 28 days 🫵🏻

for……….

…….teen to twenty-eight days

pinkyjulien:

traxathon:

I really wish people wouldn’t play Dispatch with the expectation that it was gonna be BG3 with its romance options. Like I get you think certain characters are hot, that’s totally fair. But this is basically a Telltale-style narrative game, not an rpg. Even though you have some control over his actions and decisions, Robert is a pre-defined character who is not meant to be a player-insert. Even though it has a branching narrative that changes based on your choices, those choices are less about actually affecting the plot and more about how your relationships with the characters develop. All this to say, it’s fine that the only romance options are Blonde Blazer and Invisigal. At no point did anybody say it was gonna be like BG3 where you could fuck anybody you wanted. This is an indie-studio with not a huge budget and trying to write, animate, and record full romance scenarios for every character is simply unreasonable. The story they wanna tell is about this (probably) straight guy and these two women whom he can choose to pursue. (Or not pursue either, as the steam achievements show us.) I just encourage anybody playing to try and engage with the game where it’s at, instead of where they were expecting/hoping it would be. Feel free to make and engage with all the fanart and fanfiction you want, but don’t criticize the game unfairly because you wanted it to be something it was simply never going to be.

EDIT: It has been pointed out to me that the game is tagged LGBTQ+ on Steam. I didn’t realize this at the time of writing, yeah that’s pretty fucked unless the second half has way more of it. That’s a fair criticism.

Keep seeing the LGBTQ+ tag being mentioned but I can’t find it anywhere on the Steam page - not sure where it’s supposed to be

(important to note these tags are user-defined as well - the + is to add a tag)

(and yes, not an rpg; it’s an adventure game with pre-defined characters)

EDIT -
Ok I digged into SteamDB a bit

The game’s name, categories and “official” tags (tags added by the devs themselves) were added in December 2024 (note there isn’t any LGBTQ+ tag)

The LGBTQ+ tag was first added to the game page 6 months ago in april

and first got removed one month later, in May

since then, the LGBTQ+ tag keeps on being added and removed, alongside other tags like “Romance”

The latest change happened just 4 hours ago

It has been going on for MONTHS and y'all can check it out on the Dispatch History page here

It’s important to note that tags are Users driven once the store page is “public” - anyone can add any tags to any game

dduane:

icantbearsedtothinkofone:

thirddeadlysin:

imanutcase-10:

tattooedzombigirl:

theman:

beardedmrbean:

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

Hey Potato, cure my -ing cold so I can have a good time while away.

Here’s the potato. Make what use of it you will. :)

shopwitchvamp:

westiec:

lesbianredpanda:

kvothes:

so true

Official Wednesday post

It’s Tuesday

Happy “Not Only Is It Not Friday, It’s Not Even Thursday, Official Wednesday, It’s Tuesday” Monday, everyone

duckbunny:

one of the many reasons to insist upon chronological timelines is that it’s much, much harder to scroll forever if you can catch up with yourself. if you can run out of tumblr because you reach yesterday, that is a good and helpful prompt to do something else.

newest-helpful-janitor:

Dispatch shitpost time ig

boyanachronism:

One man’s dirtbag uncle is another man’s babygirl

ja-khajay:

boostmobilemastershake:

tough fucking luck losing my cart and my pack of camels in the same 48 hour period i suspect that it may have been ghouls

are you a medieval silk road merchant

anxeious:

dankxsinatra:

laserbitch:

Ghislaine when sixpence was getting cancelled for having a child slave

unashamedly-enthusiastic:

wellwhiskey:

embroidery from peacockandpinecones my friends and I have been losing our minds over all morning.

ladamania:

Twitter still producing bangers on occasion

codebreakerblue:

tpwrtrmnky:

be-a-dandelion:

rainydayscore:

I think the historical treatment of left handed people is objectively the funniest form of bigotry mankind has ever displayed

Bitches will create a binary and use it to oppress the other side for ANYTHING

The etymology of the word “sinister” having Latin roots that just mean “on the left” is easily up there with the origin of “bad”

Correct

lmaonade:

girlfriend: *tries to boop my nose*

me, knowing if she does so the top of my head will pop open to reveal a gamecube disc reader: haha babe stoooooop